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Sep 2, 2014 / 12,806 notes

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Sep 2, 2014 / 89,048 notes
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
Sep 2, 2014 / 245,254 notes

thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

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Sep 2, 2014 / 152,489 notes

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Sep 2, 2014 / 11,567 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]
Sep 2, 2014 / 8,293 notes
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countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

Sep 2, 2014 / 33,032 notes

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toots-toots:

glitterlion:

thebigblackwolfe:

kyssthis16:

tyleroakley:

adirtylilsecret:

BITCH THAT WAS SHADE DOWNNNNNNN

SHE WENT IN.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA

SHRIEKING

omg. I was not prepared.

YEEESSSSSS
Sep 2, 2014 / 119,951 notes

toots-toots:

glitterlion:

thebigblackwolfe:

kyssthis16:

tyleroakley:

adirtylilsecret:

BITCH THAT WAS SHADE DOWNNNNNNN

SHE WENT IN.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA

SHRIEKING

omg. I was not prepared.

YEEESSSSSS

(via sadellite)

Sep 2, 2014 / 117,305 notes
  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!